A Pair To Remember

                                                                           

                                           

Flap, flap, flap,

Driving to the store.

Where's my grocery list?

I'll be back for more.

Flap, flap, flap,

I've lost my phone again.

I thought I left it upstairs,

Better check the den.

Flap, flap, flap 

Hurrying to the gym

Wait, I don't belong here.

Look at the shape I'm in.

Flap, flap, flap,

What's that actor's name?

He was in that silly movie,

This is driving me insane.

Flap, flap, flap,

"Do you hear that flapping, Ma?"

"Well, I wasn't gonna say anything,

But you forgot to wear a bra."