Michelle Wallace and Elise Fallson are co-hosting this event to celebrate their Blogoversaries. They created the fantastic cartoons, while our job is to fill in the captions. Be sure to visit the other talented bloggers. Here is my attempt.
E: Hurry up! I have something I'd like to talk to you about.
M: I'm coming! I can't wait to celebrate our blogoversary!
E: Well, before you break out the champagne, you should know there's someone else.
M: After all we've been through, you went out and found another critique partner? Why don't I just tie this rope around my neck?!
E: Well it's already tied around your foot.
M: I poured my heart out to you in my comments, and now I'm hanging by a thread from a hot air balloon, all because of you.
E: Because of ME? If you had an actual profile picture, neither one of us would be in this mess. And speaking of messes, could you turn your head slightly, so we're not both covered in vomit? Damn wind!
V: Never fear damsel in distress. I will save you!
E: That's okay I'm about to pull her in.
V: Just hold tight 'til I get there.
M: Why are you looking over there? Are you gazing at your own reflection? Uh oh you're about to...
V:Allow me to twist and turn my way out of this and we will all be fine. Are you with me ladies?
E: I'm so sorry. I never wanted things to end this way. You've been a wonderful partner and friend. Oh if only I could express my true feelings in five sentences...glub, glub, glub....
M: I glub you too!
E: Well, at least we'll have something to blog about.
M: Was that a grey dolphin who saved us?
E: I"m just glad that we were able to rescue the nearsighted man in the yellow cape.
M: It's funny how someone who has the ability to fly would be so deathly afraid of water.
E: It almost looked like he was dancing the tango cheek to cheek with the sea serpent that rescued us.
M: Do you mean that smitten sea serpent over there?
E: Now let's go home and write about our adventure for our blogoversary party.
M: You know that no one is going to believe us.
E: Of course they will, because there is honour amongst bloggers. And if they don't, I have the pictures to prove it!