Showing posts with label Carol Kilgore. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Carol Kilgore. Show all posts
Tuesday, November 18, 2014
Carol Kilgore Presents: Gracie and the Peach Thieves - Part Two
Before Gracie concludes her thrilling cliffhanger adventure, I would like to thank her for sharing her story here. To show my appreciation, I tried to make her feel at home by putting out a peach spread. Unfortunately, peaches are out of season here, but I don't give up easily. I thought I might be able to track down a few on the Internet. This is what I found instead: Peaches & Hot Sauce (Comedy Production Studio), Peaches Boutique (specializing in prom dresses), and a company that ships Peach Bourbon Fried Turkey.
Since I couldn't reach any of these places in time, we'll have to settle for some hot peach tea, and fresh scones with peach jam. Wait a minute, a truck from the Peaches and Hot Sauce Comedy Studio just pulled up. Gracie, I'll try to stall them while you tell your story.
Gracie and the Peach Thieves – Part Two
Hi, this is Gracie again. When I left you at Carol’s blog on Monday, I was trapped in a peach tree with peach thieves on the ground below. Here’s what happened.
My only weapons were peaches. They’d have to do. Some of the ones around me were still as hard as rocks. I’d have to take care not to disturb the branches when I pulled the fruit, and I wondered if I could do that. I had to try. I shoved Mama’s basket into a fork so it wouldn’t fall.
Then I pulled a hard peach. Both men kept picking. Petunia and Daisy yapped in the distance, but I couldn’t tell where they were. They didn’t sound concerned. I pulled another peach and looked down.
The men were working fast. They’d already picked a bushel of Mama’s peaches and were working on another basket. They didn’t know how mad Mama would get, that’s for sure. With my two peaches in my pockets, I yanked off two more, took aim, and fired the first peach. The second. Two hits!
The men were loud! All the words I was taught never to say spewed from their mouths. I fired the next peach, and then the fourth. The dogs were louder and coming our way. I reached for another peach, but I wasn’t careful enough.
I lost my balance, and fell through the branches.
The next thing I knew, a wet nose was pushing on one cheek and a warm tongue was licking the other.
“Gracie, wake up. C’mon, honey, wake up.” Daddy’s voice.
I opened my eyes. “Peach thieves.”
“Buster saw them drive up and called the sheriff. He’s out at the road with them now waiting for the deputy. They said you hit them with peaches. One’s got a black eye.”
“Good. They got into Mama’s trees. I couldn’t stop them in time.”
“Thanks to you, Mama still has plenty of peaches. She can make an extra cobbler for Buster. Maybe some ice cream, too. If you hadn’t stopped them, they could’ve wiped out a whole row of trees before the dogs found them.”
I smiled, remembering how good peach ice cream was on top of warm peach cobbler.
“Let’s check you out. Move your arms and legs.”
I sat up. “I’m okay. I have to get Mama’s cobbler basket.”
Daddy took the two bushel baskets along with Mama’s basket and sent me off to play. When he walked into the kitchen, I heard Mama all the way from the hay barn. Those thieves were lucky they only had to face the deputy and not Mama.
After high school, I went on to college, graduated, and joined the San Antonio Police Department. Nothing there quite equaled the thrill in that peach tree, so I searched for more.
Now I’m the newest member of a still unnamed taskforce to be based in San Antonio. We’re all still training, so look for more to come! My name is Gracie Hofner, and I’m Carol Kilgore’s newest character. She’s writing a whole trilogy of books based on me, which is why I’m writing this instead of her.
You can find out more about Carol here:
Under the Tiki Hut blog: http://underthetikihut.blogspot.com/
Website with Monthly Contest: http://www.carolkilgore.net/contest/
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/carol.kilgore1
Twitter: https://twitter.com/carol_kilgore
Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/6094110.Carol_Kilgore
Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Carol-Kilgore/e/B008FRCXQY
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SECRETS OF HONOR
By the end of a long evening working as a special set of eyes for the presidential security detail, all Kat Marengo wants is to kick off her shoes and stash two not-really-stolen rings in a secure spot. Plus, maybe sleep with Dave Krizak. No, make that definitely sleep with Dave Krizak. The next morning, she wishes her new top priorities were so simple.
As an operative for a covert agency buried in the depths of the Department of Homeland Security, Kat is asked to participate in a matter of life or death—locate a kidnapped girl believed to be held in Corpus Christi, Texas. Since the person doing the asking is the wife of the president and the girl is the daughter of her dearest friend, it’s hard to say no.
Kat and Dave quickly learn the real stakes are higher than they or the first lady believed and will require more than any of them bargained for.
The kicker? They have twenty-four hours to find the girl—or the matter of life or death will become more than a possibility.
Monday, September 15, 2014
The Big C Hop: Willful Women With Woes and Secrets of Honor
A person's true character is revealed under the most adverse conditions. When my mom's close friend Joy's prognosis from lung cancer was only six months, she came up with a plan. After she made her funeral arrangements, and got the rest of her affairs in order, she invited my mom, and another friend to go on an Australian cruise with her. They made the most out of their "last hurrah." Happily, Joy proved the doctors wrong by stretching those six months into ten years.
Between chemotherapy and radiation treatments many cancer patients have difficulty coping. My Auntie Rho was not one of them. She made friends everywhere she went, and continued throughout the worst of times. Though she wasn't my aunt by blood, she could not have done more for my family. Before she came down with lung cancer, the non-smoker was the first one to help me clean up after a holiday dinner. Even at seventy, she would have everything cleared off the table and put away faster than I could bring out the next course. Just when she seemed to be fading away, Auntie Rho miraculously rallied to celebrate her seventy-fifth birthday with family and friends.
After my neighbor moved away, we were in and out of touch for a few years before she was diagnosed with leukemia. Since she underwent a bone marrow transplant, she has suffered from one complication after another. Her extensive cocktail of anti-rejection drugs has resulted in diabetes, as well as a slew of other ailments. Fortunately, she continues to maintain her wonderful sense of humor.
Whenever I inquire about her health, she always replies, "You don't want to know." Then she rattles off one horrible thing after another in a surprisingly amusing way. Recently, in an attempt to prevent a corneal transplant, her ophthalmologist glued her left eye shut for three and a half months. Her grandson asked her when she was going to stop looking like a monster. Despite all of her hardships, she still managed to potty train him in just one day.
Because she's been to so many different doctors, she's threatening to change her name to "Ologist." Remarkably, she doesn't let any of her ailments slow her down, and though her eyesight has been fading, her nose for news is stronger than ever. She is always up on all of the latest happenings in the neighborhood, and had to fill me in on what was going on practically outside my front door.
At the end of our recent phone conversation, I couldn't believe we had been laughing for over an hour. This tough little survivor who at one time dropped down to seventy-eight pounds, could always keep me in stitches. Though we have had the most entertaining time on the phone together, I couldn't remember why we haven't seen each other in years. Then it hit me. The last time I suggested getting together, she didn't quite share my enthusiasm, as she replied, "Well, it's almost winter."
Needless to say, all of the women fought with dignity, grace, and humor. The youngest, and feistiest of the group continues to fight off whatever is thrown her way, and I hope she doesn't stop taking my phone calls for many years to come.
This story may be featured in an anthology to raise money for Melissa Bradley who has been battling cancer. Proceeds will also go to Gilda's Club Chicago. Please visit Melissa to learn more about her story. You can find Melissa, and the rest of the talented participants here. Special thanks also to Michael Di Gesu for hosting this worthwhile event. I wish Melissa all the best in her recovery.
In other news, I'm thrilled to announce Carol Kilgore's SECRETS OF HONOR is now available on Amazon in print and Kindle editions.
Purchase Kindle edition here: http://www.amazon.com/Secrets-Honor-Carol-Kilgore-ebook/dp/B00NH0QTO6/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1410632642&sr=8-3&keywords=secret+of+honor
Purchase paperback edition here: http://www.amazon.com/Secrets-Honor-Carol-Kilgore/dp/1500522031/ref=tmm_pap_title_0?ie=UTF8&qid=1410632642&sr=8-3
Please visit the delightful Carol Kilgore at Under The Tiki Hut to congratulate her.
Wednesday, June 4, 2014
IWSG: Secrets of Honor Cover Reveal

Once upon a
time, there was a jewel thief. Her name was Katia. She worked for The
Government. Yes, that government. But one day, Kat took something she shouldn’t
have. She really shouldn't have done that.
This is an intriguing tagline for Carol Kilgore's latest book release. Since the Insecure Writer's Support Group coincides with the same week as her cover reveal, it seems only fitting to combine both events. If you haven't already done so, you can visit Alex J. Cavanaugh, and the rest of the Insecure Writer's Support Group here.
The Top Ten Reasons Why I'm Insecure About Carol Kilgore's Secrets of Honor Cover Reveal

10. I've lost track of how many books Carol has written.
9. I haven't read as many book as Carol has written.
8. Carol's great at writing about sexy characters.
7. I write about my mom who's sexier than I am.
6. Carol writes mystery laced with humor.
5. Most of my humor remains a mystery to those who read it.
4. Secrets of Honor has a stunning cover.
3. I look stunning in a burqa.
2. Carol's bio is almost as entertaining as her books.
And the #1 reason why I'm insecure about Carol Kilgore's cover reveal:
1. No one does "Crime Fiction with a Kiss" better.
BLURB For Secrets of Honor
By the end of a long evening working as a special set of eyes for the presidential security detail, all Kat Marengo wants is to kick off her shoes and stash two not-really-stolen rings in a secure spot. Plus, maybe sleep with Dave Krizak. No, make that definitely sleep with Dave Krizak. The next morning, she wishes her new top priorities were so simple.
As an operative for a covert agency buried in the depths of the Department of Homeland Security,
Kat is asked to participate in a matter of life
or death—locate a kidnapped girl believed to be held in Corpus Christi, Texas.
Since the person doing the asking is the wife of the president and the girl is
the daughter of the first lady’s dearest friend, it’s hard to say no.
Kat and Dave quickly learn the real stakes are higher than they or the first lady
believed and will require more than any of them bargained for.
The kicker?
They have twenty-four hours to find the girl—or the matter of life or death
will become more than a possibility.

BIO
Carol writes
grocery lists, texts to her family, new lyrics to old songs for her dogs, love
notes to her husband, and novels for herself. And for you. In between, she
blogs weekly at Under the Tiki Hut and is active on Facebook and Twitter.
She sees
mystery and subterfuge everywhere. And she’s a sucker for a good love
story—especially ones with humor and mystery. Crime
Fiction with
a Kiss gives her the latitude to mix and match throughout the broad
mystery and romance genres. Having flexibility makes her heart happy.
LINKS
You can
connect with Carol and her books here:
Friday, July 26, 2013
Top Ten Reasons Why Carol Kilgore Is An Ideal Nest Guest
Since Carol Kilgore from Under The Tiki Hut is famous for her Friday's Top Ten lists, I thought I'd join in the fun to thank her for a wonderful week.

Top Ten Reasons Why Carol Kilgore Is An Ideal Nest Guest
10. She didn't complain about my cooking.
9. She never left the toilet seat up.
8. Carol brought a lot of fabulous guests to the party.
7. She kept every conversation to 1000 words or less.
6. She was always gracious, and willing to lend a hand.
5. Carol didn't break into my liquor cabinet.
4. She didn't break anything.
3. She didn't snore.
2. She didn't post embarrassing photos on Facebook.
And the #1 reason why Carol Kilgore is an ideal nest guest:
1. She made us all laugh.
Monday, July 22, 2013
Presenting Guest Author Carol Kilgore
I'm delighted to welcome author, and blogging friend Carol Kilgore. Carol has written Solomon's Compass, and In Name Only. Thanks for sharing this guest post with us today Carol.
A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A WRITER
A few weeks ago, I noticed the fuel gauge in the car was on EMPTY. I was pretty sure there was a station about a mile to my left.
I was wrong. It was a Sonic. Tots and a slush? Not a good idea.
But I did know where a station was for
sure. At the highway – one block down and a mile or two over. I don’t have
enough words for the full story, but it includes a dump truck, approaching
traffic, and a long hill. You see the picture.
A hundred words later, I pulled to a pump
with fumes to spare.
I grabbed my debit card and keys and locked
the door, did the card thing and lifted the nozzle, but I couldn’t open the gas
tank. So I thought there must be a release button on the dash.
I hung up the nozzle and searched. No button. Nothing on the door or the side of the seat.
On the other side of the pump, a man was filling
his truck. “Excuse me,” I said. “I can’t get my gas tank open. Can you help me?”
He tried to open it. Tried to find a button. No success. I didn't feel quite so stupid, even though it was my car. As we rounded the back of the car … I remembered.
When we bought the car, the salesman went
over the details. To open the gas tank lid, you press on the left. It popped
open!
You’d think that would be enough for one
morning. Not quite.
The transaction must have canceled when I hung up the nozzle, and this time the screen asked for my zip code. Numbers and I don’t always get along, and we've lived in umpteen jillion zip codes. With our current zip, I often transpose a couple of the numbers. But it let me pump gas, so all was good.
I was back at the Sonic intersection, and contemplating a slush, when my phone rang.
Husband said, “The bank just called. They want to know if you used your card at someplace called Big Red’s Number Two, if you have your card, or if you’re under duress.”
“I did just use it. The gauge was on empty.”
“That’s what I forgot to do!”
I could picture the expression on his face, and smiled.
I have to digress. Husband is Coast Guard. Semper Paratus … Always Ready. Well, Husband is always ready for a lot of things … but as Always Ready pertains to vehicles, ours are always road ready.
Whatever makes a car work always works or is quickly repaired. Tires are always safe. Fuel gauges rarely dip below the halfway point.
As life would have it, Mr. Always Ready married the woman who can no longer recall how many times she’s run out of gas, had flat tires, dead batteries, and more. Left to my own devices, fuel and maintenance barely make my list, much less work their way to the top. Until: I. Need. Gas. NOW!
So, back to the story. I told Husband where I filled up and that I had no idea the name of the place. “And I used it twice at the same pump. I couldn't get the gas tank open the first time.”
“What?”
“So I asked the guy pumping gas next to me, and he couldn't figure it out either.”
"What do you mean you couldn't get the tank open?”
"So I finally remembered the salesman showing us, and then I had to use my card twice. I’m sure that’s what triggered the alert. Or maybe I put in the wrong zip.”
“How could you not know how to open the gas tank? We've had this car two years.”
“I've never put gas in it before.”
So he starts to laugh. “Let me get this straight. You have people who do that for you.”
“Yep. I love my people.”
“Wait. What did you say about the zip code..."

Carol Kilgore is an award-winning author with several short
stories, essays, and articles to her credit. Her two novels, Solomon’s Compass and In
Name Only, are a blend of mystery, suspense, and romance she calls Crime Fiction with a Kiss. Carol and her
Coast Guard husband live in San Antonio, Texas, with two herding dogs whose
mission is to keep them safe from all danger, real or imagined.
You can find Carol and her books here:
Thursday, April 4, 2013
Dallas Darwipple's Dynasty Dynamo Diesel Ranch
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I dug up this commercial from a media writing class in college. I remember that I kept drawing a blank for this project. When I realized that it was due the next morning, I called my mom in a state of panic. It was a long distance call which was very expensive at the time, and my mom was in the middle of watching Dynasty on TV. Fortunately, she calmed me down, and helped me come up with the title which made the rest easy. My professor really liked it, and gave me an "A." Sadly, others must have questioned his generous grading system, and I never saw him again; though my mom still remains my best and worst critic.
Dallas Darwipple's Dynasty Dynamo Diesel Ranch
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I'm delighted to announce the release
of Solomon's Compass by Carol Kilgore. Take it away Carol.
A
missing belt -- her uncle's prized possession. The lure of buried treasure. And
a sexy former SEAL who makes U.S. Coast Guard Commander Taylor Campbell crazy.
What more could any woman want. Right?
Taylor is in Rock Harbor, Texas, on a quest to unearth
her uncle’s treasure—a journey far outside the realm of her real life. There’s
one glitch. Taylor's certain the buried treasure was all in Uncle Randy's
dementia-riddled mind. Now he’s dead.
Former SEAL Jake Solomon is in Rock Harbor under false
pretenses to protect Taylor from the fate that befell her uncle and the other
members of a tight circle of Coast Guardsmen called the Compass Points who
served together on Point boats in Vietnam.
Jake
is definitely not supposed to become involved with Taylor. That was his first
mistake. Taylor is attracted to Jake as well, but she refuses to wait for him to
locate the killer when she knows her plan will force her uncle’s murderer into
action.
But
the killer's actions are just what Jake is afraid
of.
SOLOMON’S COMPASS is
available at Amazon in paperback and Kindle

Carol Kilgore writes a blend of mystery, suspense, and romance
she calls Crime Fiction with a Kiss. Always at least one crime; always a love
story. You can find her here:
blog . website . facebook . twitter . goodreads . amazon
blog . website . facebook . twitter . goodreads . amazon
Tuesday, July 10, 2012
IN NAME ONLY
"No Home. No Family. No Place to Hide.
For Summer Newcombe, that's only the beginning."
Today begins the book launch for Carol Kilgore's novel IN NAME ONLY. This MYSTERY* SUSPENSE* DRAMA is what Carol affectionately calls, "Crime Fiction with a kiss."
Carol has also published many short stories, most notably, Blues In The Night. This piece was " short-listed for the Derringer Award for Best Flash Story of 2010." She has also written in mystery anthologies including Map of Murder, and the private eye anthology Hardbroiled.
To showcase her humorous side, Carol contributed to Staying Sane When Your Family Comes To Visit. The author compares it to, "The Chicken Soup books, except with more humor and solid tips on getting through family visits from those of us who have been there and survived!"
To celebrate her debut novel IN NAME ONLY, Carol is offering prizes at Under The Tiki Hut. Be sure to visit her delightful blog equipped with a Friday Top Ten List.
IN NAME ONLY promises to be an entertaining read that has something for everyone. Did I mention that there's even a handsome firefighter potential love interest, and that Summer Newcombe is no slouch? Someone with that name must certainly have an interesting background, and what exactly is she trying to hide? To find out the answers to these questions and more, buy your copy today.
*Amazon.com is featuring the Kindle Edition for $3.99, or the paperback for $11.99.
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