Host: It's time to play Meddling Mothers and Disappointing Daughters, the only game show where mothers and daughters try to get along to win prizes that the mothers will never be able to operate in the first place. Let's meet the contestants...(He notices that one mother is still trying to climb up into her chair) Do you need some help Dorothy?
(The paramedics lift Dorothy into her seat)
Fanny: That's easy. As we were driving over, I told my daughter that her dress was very pretty...
Dorothy: I would like both a drink and a sandwich. Soup would be nice too, but I don't want to be a bother.