Blokes With Bad Habits

Before their first goodnight kiss,
He leaned in closer to his Miss.
As the birds began to chirp,
He let out a most thunderous burp.

Another man at a business meeting,
Intent on providing a memorable greeting.
When suddenly he wore a silly grin,
As he tried to keep from breaking wind.

Bossy Bradley always had his way,
Or else he would refuse to play.
Once when his parents tried to discipline him,
He shipped them off to Siberia on a whim.

Looks and charm, this guy had it all,
Though one flaw would cause his downfall.
At a close glance, the girls would grow colder,
As they were overcome by his ghastly body odor.