Help, My Face is Falling
Holding it together,
Hardly does a thing.
Hanging upside down,
Harnessed to a spring.
Harassed by family members,
Humiliated by neighborhood pets.
Headed to the plastic surgeon,
Hoping it won't cost the gross national debt.
Hubby tries to stop me,
Heartfelt tears welling up in his eyes.
"Honey, I love your face as is,"
He really took me by surprise.
Hysterical laughter ensued,
Hubert turned to me unknowing.
He hadn't a clue,
His nose just kept on growing.
Hanging out with hubby,
Happy being miserable together.
Hankies tied underneath our drooping chins,
Humpty Dumptys falling apart forever.