Wally the worrywart,
Would waste the day away.
Warding off suspicious germs,
With Lysol he would spray.
Wanda the wild woman,
Worked at the strip club.
Waitressing in flimsy attire,
While serving up watered-down grub.
Warbling was her true passion,
Wishing for a clean slate.
Winking strangers made advances,
Wanda never took the bait.
Wally was stuck at a stoplight,
Wiping off a spot on his console.
Wanda didn't see the light change,
When her car began to roll.
Wrestling to pull them free,
Wary that they'd survive.
Weakened by the crash,
Willful to stay alive.
Whilst visiting in the hospital,
Waiting for their bandages to unravel.
Wally and Wanda shared common interests,
Whistling birds: love of travel.
Whiplash brought them together,
Wacky as it may sound,
Worrywart and wild woman prove,
Wanderlust has no bounds.