Tuesday, June 5, 2012
IWSG : Meet and Greet
Leann couldn't believe her ears when the announcement came over the radio. Not only was the group going to have their first meeting just a short distance away, but she couldn't wait to see the acclaimed author Alex. She packed her bag, and took the next bus into the city. During the trip she jotted down notes about her insecurities, so that she would be prepared for the anticipated discussion group.
When the guest speaker asked for volunteers to share their insecurities, Leann glanced at her notes, and told the group about how it all began when she was a child. The school was twelve miles away, and while everyone was laughing and playing on the bus, no one wanted to sit with her. Sometimes the bus driver would force someone to make room for her, but then they would quietly torture her by calling her names or pulling her hair. The same thing happened again at lunchtime, and she often went off by herself to sneak a snack in under a large library book. Leann secretly hoped that she would be able to find a lunch companion for today, but packed some emergency rations in case she had to walk around the building by herself.
When the conversation shifted to other insecurities, another blogger talked about how he felt lost in the publishing world. As other writer's chimed in, Leann shared her experience of when she took the wrong bus home from school, and had to spend the night in a strange barn until her pa picked her up the next day.
Consequently, when the subject turned to the agony of submitting queries within the small window of opportunity, Leanne also contributed. She told the group about how she tried to help a little girl who got her ponytail stuck in the bus window. After she finally freed her, the bus driver sped off and the window smashed down on her hands. It was the day of her big piano recital, and she missed her only opportunity to receive a scholarship to a College of Musical Arts. Her eyes began to tear up, as she gazed at her once fractured fingers. The speaker tried to comfort her, but he had to get the group back on track.
Finally, someone shouted out "Talk about shameless self-promotion. You just want us to feel sorry for you and buy your book!" She looked up startled as the class was murmuring. When someone asked for the name of her book, Leann replied,"What book?" By the time the guest speaker calmed everyone down, they broke for lunch.
Two kind-hearted women invited Leann to join them, and she graciously accepted. On the way to the dining room they asked her why she joined the Insecure Writer's Support Group. Then she turned to them and said, "Isn't this the Insecure Rider's Support Group? Hey, there's Alex! He'll explain everything!" A smiling tall, dark and handsome man approached them. The women were thrilled to finally meet Alex J. Cavanaugh in person.
After they hugged, Leann introduced them to her dear friend Alex, the meat hauler who gently carried her off of that fateful bus, encased her hands in frozen meat, and whisked her in for emergency reconstructive hand surgery. He later became a counselor to those who were involved in traumatic vehicular accidents, and wrote a best selling book about it. As they stood there with their mouths wide open, they saw the sign across the hall: Welcome Alex J. Cavashaw author of CattleFire, and founder of the Insecure Rider's Support Group.
To visit the other guy from the IWSG, and his faithful followers go Here.
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Had me fooled all the way through.ReplyDelete
Very clever post.ReplyDelete
Julie, you've done it again!ReplyDelete
I love this "take" on the IWSG! Brilliant!
This is hilarious! I couldn't help but feel sorry for LeeAnnReplyDelete
Hahahaha...good one. :DReplyDelete
What a great post, lol!ReplyDelete
Thanks for the early morning chuckle! I needed that as I wake up and drink the first cup of coffee.ReplyDelete
That was fun. A nice Wednesday boost to help me through to Friday! :-)ReplyDelete
Yvonne - Glad I could surprise you! Thanks Yvonne!ReplyDelete
Michelle - Your post really hit home for me! Thanks Michelle!
Thanks Delores, I think!
Heather - She found her prince at the end though! Thanks Heather!
Stephen - Congrats on Corner Cafe! Thanks Stephen!
Lee - Something tells me you don't need much help, but thanks for the compliment! Julie
That was a good one, Julie!ReplyDelete
I enjoyed every word.ReplyDelete
I really loved this. I'll bet Alex will, too - whichever one shows up :)ReplyDelete
Hilarious! I laughed all the way through this. Totally awesome, Julie.ReplyDelete
You are too kind Yvonne!
Carol - Good thing the one we know and love showed up! Thanks Carol!
Alex - I was going to say the other Alex looked like Ryan Reynolds, but I didn't want to push it! Thanks Alex! Julie
You are so imaginative. The ending bit is brilliant, Julie. This was very human too. So much of our insecurities (as writers, riders, whatever) stem from that same place of childhood angst.ReplyDelete
Hahahaha!! You totally gave me the giggles!! You always give us the unexpected, Julie. I love that about you! And oh dear, another Alex to be crushin' on!!ReplyDelete
You are so funny! I get such a kick out of reading your stories :) Thanks for sharing :)ReplyDelete
Oh, this made me giggle! Loved it - what a unique take! :)ReplyDelete
This may be your best story yet, Julie! LOL I loved it. Thanks for the giggles! :)ReplyDelete
That was adorable!ReplyDelete
Aha, first of all, relax, for I'm now here and um about to leave one of my 'much loved, highly anticipated' comments. Or something like that :)
Julie, very good, very clever and I like the way you think outside the blog, I mean 'box! :)
And thus being by myself and realising my grass needs cutting, 'the lawn ranger', rides again.
In kindness, Gary :)
Robyn - I agree that a healthy dose of childhood angst does have its benefits for writers and riders! Thanks for always making my day Robyn!ReplyDelete
Nancy - We've always said he needs a clone! Thanks for the highly appreciated and "unexpected" compliment Nancy!
Susanna - I get a kick out of your stories too! Thanks Susanna!
Talli - I'm so excited about Construct A Couple which is bound to be a giggle fest! Thanks Talli!
Julie - You always say the nicest things! Thanks Julie!
Thanks so much Libby!
Gary - So glad I can finally relax now! It is quite a relief to know our lawns are free of pesty weeds thanks to the Lawn Ranger! Thanks again Gary! Julie
I was like... no way... NO way.... NO WAY!!!... that was hilarious and must look out for CattleFire... it's such a meaty title :)ReplyDelete
Mark - Your comment was hilarious! "Meaty title" ha! Thanks Mark!Delete
Julie your suggestions are very much appreciated...I am a bit stuck now (regarding my writing) and, in a strange kinda way, it helped realizing experienced authors can also experience this unwanted state of ..confusion.ReplyDelete
Julie~ Nice little twist. I really enjoyed this one! xo LouReplyDelete
Unikorna - Thanks for following me, and I hope to see more of you!ReplyDelete