Monday, April 2, 2012

The Brutality of Bra Shopping

                                                                                              

The last time I needed to buy a new bra, I decided to shop around for a miracle. Of course, I would have gladly settled for even the slightest gravitational pull.

In fifth grade, I was the first girl in my class to wear a bra. I didn't necessarily need one, but I had to wear something underneath a see-thru peasant blouse. When I wore it to school, a group of girls and boys followed me into the girl's bathroom for a closer look. I couldn't believe that the teacher didn't even seem to care. I finally got them to leave, and I never wore that peasant blouse again.  

When I was a preteen, I went for a fitting at a lingerie store. The older sales woman proceeded to throw in her two cents as well as her two hands for every bra that I tried on. I was pushed in, pulled out, tightened, clasped and groped. And she wasn't even on commission

Recently, I wandered into Victoria's Secret when a young girl offered to help me. I told her what I was looking for, and she suggested that I buy the same bra that she was wearing. I mentioned that I was slightly older than she was, and I needed something that essentially had super powers.

The little nineteen-year-old assured me that in all of her experience, she found this to be the perfect-fitting bra for women of all shapes and ages. Needless to say, my husband also enjoyed my delicious little treat from Victoria's Secret, a box of their finest mints, sealed with a kiss.

44 comments:

  1. Wonderful subject, I needed a new one was told I needed to be measured for the correct size.
    Took their advice and it was totally wrong.

    Look forward to C POST.

    Yvonne.

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  2. Aww.

    I finally learned which brands work for me--Curves, Vanity fair, mmmmm, okay I forget the other one. At least these offer more than utilitarian white.


    Sia McKye OVER COFFEE

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  3. Is it wrong that I love that picture? Bra shopping is a nightmare for me. I decided this time to try that stretchy bra they've been advertising on TV. My girls haven't looked this good in a very long time. And I didn't have to leave my house. ;)

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  4. Ah, your lucky husband eh flashing that Victoria's Secret little piece. Great use of B! Don't we all just hate bra shopping but a necessary evil.

    Denise

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  5. I've bought a few gravity-defying ones there too. :)

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  6. Hi,
    (still chuckling)You have provided one of my laughs for the day, and I do mean an out loud belly laugh. (I laugh often, it is good for the soul). Thank you very much.
    Melissa, did you buy the Genie bra? I have wanted to try that one but it is so expensive.
    Ruby

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  7. Got my last batch at Penningtons on sale. Seems like everything is where it's supposed to be. I absolutely hate shopping for bras and trying them on...just hate it hate it hate it...so I wear them until they are mere threads before I go again for the torture.

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  8. I hate bra shopping. When I find a bra I like I find later on that they have "Improved" it and it doesn't work quite as well. Then it is a nightmare all over again. I do agree the mints from VS are awesome LMAO

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  9. Cute, although I find bra shopping a nightmare.

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  10. Don't start me off on bras. How can so many different makes and styles of bra be so uncomfortable? How can all my friends wear the darn things without hotching and pulling at them but mine always slip up or dig in. They are torture. I've also tried going 'au naturelle' but gravity's so cruel.

    I’m doing the A to Z Challenge too at A to Z of Nostalgia

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  11. Oh BRAS!! Nasty word. I even tried the Genie Bra - sounded so good on TV. It probably is if you are a B or A cup and a tiny person. It is not meant for the over endowed, elderly person. There is no support. I returned the first batch that came and exchanged it for the kind where they inserted the cups. That didn't work either. In theory it sounds good, does feel good on, but no support at all.

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  12. Yvonne - Sorry you had to go through all that aggravation! Thanks Yvonne!

    Sia - Nothing more boring than "utilitarian" white!

    Melissa - That's my kind of shopping, and I like the picture too! So is Grammy right, is this the Genie bra you speak of?
    Thanks Melissa!

    Denise - It is a "necessary evil!" Thanks Denise!

    Tonja - Sad, but many of us do need them!

    Grammy - Thanks so much, and it's good to see you again! Hopefully, Melissa will get back to us with more info on her mystery bra!

    Delores - Glad everything is in place and ready to go! Mine are pretty worn out too. Wait a minute, we're still talking about lingerie!

    K.D. - The mints definitely fit all shapes and sizes!

    Rebecka - Nice to meet you, and it is a nightmare!

    Rosalind - "Gravity's so cruel" is absolutely true! I hope we can get some men's opinions on the subject! A to Z of Nostalgia sounds wonderful, and I'll be over soon!

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  13. This reminds me I have to buy some new ones!
    great A-Z post!
    Nutschell
    www.thewritingnut.com

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  14. Ak pitooey to bra shopping. The only thing worse is bathing suit shopping. I recently discovered that the "perfect bra" that I discovered several years ago has been discontinued. I 'bout threw a tizzy fit in the store. I'm treating the last remnants (and they are becoming remnants) of my bras with great respect.

    Loved this post! Good luck with B-Z :-)

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  15. Mary - We do need all the support we can get! Better luck next time!

    Nutschell - Happy hunting! Thanks Nutschell!

    Corinne - That's horrible when you finally find something that's perfect, and then they discontinue it. Treasure those remnants! Thanks Corinne! Julie

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  16. I can only brave bra shopping once a year or decade. So I really enjoyed this post. Victoria's Secret does have some nifty little finds, like candles and candies. Their bras are never quite powerful enough for me.

    xoRobyn

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  17. I have a petite frame so bra-shopping has always been a problem for me... wonderbras work best for me...

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  18. I bought Jan a gag gift, or so I thought - a red bra with lace from Victoria's Secret. She loved it and asked how I ever got the right size. I guessed!

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    1. I swear I just wrote a comment on your post less than a minute ago! You must be telepathic! Your post brought me to tears, and you're over here talking about how you have amazing carnie skills when it comes to bra sizes! Not to mention, that you're the only man brave enough to even address the topic thus far! Thanks for making my day Jackie!

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  19. Haha once again the title made me laugh before I even started reading the post. Nothing worse than bra shopping, sadly this reminds me that I need to get some new ones myself. Love the picture too LOL.

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  20. Robyn - I think we both need turbo powered bras!
    Oh, and I forgot about the candles! Thanks Robyn!

    Michelle - The "Wonderbra" is perfect for petites! It makes it so much easier when we know what works for us!

    Julie - Bra and bathing suit shopping are the absolute worsts! Although I've had a couple physicals where my doctor invited medical students to join in while I've been in some compromising positions! Thanks Julie!

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  21. I can't relate to needing a bra with super powers, but the task to find the correct bra is universal.

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  22. I remember the first kid in 5th grade who needed a bra. Too bad his name was Johnny Luchansky. I think his mom stopped packing Twinkies in his Green Hornet lunchbox after that.
    By the way, I love that picture. I'd like to meet that girl.

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  23. Well said Stacy!

    Al - I knew you wouldn't run away from the headlights! This is one of the best comments EVER! We should start a campaign to put you on Kimmel! Thanks Al!

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  24. LOL! Thanks for the laugh (and also a few traumatic memories, but that's okay). :)

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  25. Well I would love to comment on bras but the only thing I know is they look the best lying on the floor! Bada-Bing!
    Sorry couldn't help it!

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  26. Hi Julie! I had not been here in a while and wanted to see if you were doing the A to Z. Oh my...and doing it up in style you are! I did lol at this post! Gravity is a force to be reckoned with ;-)

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  27. Thanks Missy!

    Bushman - A less civilized Bushman could have gone off in a completely different direction! Thanks for your fitting response!

    Teresa - Thanks so much Teresa and it will be fun doing A to Z with you! Julie

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  28. You sure do know how to treat a man!

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  29. I've solved the problem and eliminated that B from my alphabet. I just signed on to the A-Z challenge, nearly at the last minute, but I'm trying to visit every blog at least once.

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  30. Whenever it is time for me to shop for new bra, I forget what the rules are for measuring. I look at the choices on the racks and decide it is the wrong day to update my wardrobe.

    http://gail-baugniet.blogspot.com Theme: A World of Crime

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    1. Gail, Just a quick thank you for following me! I will be tuning in for more on your "World of Crime." Julie

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  31. Ha!!! This post gave me a laugh. A supernatural bra, now that would be a sight, right? I can see it flying around, looking for something to support...
    I'm over from the A to Z fest. I'm #672. Come visit if you like! Catherine

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  32. My girls shrank after babies, so bras are somewhat unnecessary now. But the French say that the perfect breast fits into a champagne glass. In Nebraska, we say it clogs a toilet! Ba-dum-bump! (It's an old joke, but couldn't resist).

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  33. LOL! Victoria's Secret has the best bras EVER! Pricey, but wonderful!

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  34. I know this isn't really on topic, but it's kind of related. I LOATHE shopping for sports bras but just the other day I bought a new one and it's DIVINE.

    The brand is Moving Comfort and I will never buy another story brand again. Just sharing the name in case anyone else wanted an opinion!

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  35. Oh, I hate it, Victoria's a little pricey for me since converted from dollars makes it a bomb...with my ultra big bombs, I need changes quite often and my sensitive skin can't handle anything but cotton. Hated being a girl as a teen, now approaching middle age, gravity makes me morose all the more,

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  36. Stephen - Nothing but the best for my fella! Clever way of getting around the "B" word Stephen!

    Sharkbytes - Thanks for visiting me and best of luck in the challenge!

    Gail - I also try to avoid it until it's hanging by a thread!

    Catherine - Only if it uses it's powers for good! Thanks Catherine!

    Julie - Champagne glasses? Perhaps the ice bucket would be more fitting. At least I have a few more years before I have to worry about them "clogging a toilet!" Thanks Julie!

    Leigh - They do have a large selection! Thanks for following me Leigh, and I hope to get to know you better!

    TL - I never heard of Moving Comfort before, but thanks for sharing it with us! I'll be on the look-out now!

    Rekha - I also have extremely sensitive skin. Hope you're moisturizing often. I usually go to department stores when they're having a sale, and hope for the best. Don't be sad, just throw them over your shoulder and soldier on like I do!

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  37. Very gutsy to write about topic "B" and "C" thanks for sharing, I think.

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    1. I probably should put a warning label on some of these! Hope you weren't too offended! Julie

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  38. When I was young, I used to wish for larger boobs. Now I've got 'em, but unfortunately, everything ELSE is bigger, too. (I shoulda been more specific!) I hate bra shopping. Matter of fact, I hate shopping for clothes, period. Given my druthers, I'd wear stuff until it self-destructed.

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  39. GEM JULIE ~
    Wow! Those were some big cups in that photo above. Fill those up with beer and they're the last cups of beer I'd ever need... at least for this year, anyway.

    I don't think I'm gonna find the right bra for me at Victoria's Secret... but I guess it couldn't hurt to go there and look around, eh?

    ~ D-FensDogg
    'Loyal American Underground'

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